What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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My dad

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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