- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Guest what in the butt

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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