How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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