- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

swag

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

osama bin laden is dead

#Getweird

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??