- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Religion.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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