I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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