And you honored it I see :P

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Rylan Clark

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Anti Joke

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