LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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no

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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