Take part of what?

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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