- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

you dint have to be a jew matt

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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