- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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