What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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dead dibbs

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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