whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Penis

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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