A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

can you pass the soap?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why? Why not?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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