An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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people magazine

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Jersey Shore.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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