- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Jeff

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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