- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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