Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Cheese

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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