Women's rights.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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ejaculation JLR

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Anti Joke

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