- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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