- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

the NAACP

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

If life gives you lemonade.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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