How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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