How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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