- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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