- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

A bar walks into a man

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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