Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Jersey Shore.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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