How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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