- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How about that airline food?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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