- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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