What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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what are you mike bibby?

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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