A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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