what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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