Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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I love pissing people off :P

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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