Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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cory is gay

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

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