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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

This sentance contains three errers

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

This sentance contains three errers

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

your mum

Robin, get in the batmobile

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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