yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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