How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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