Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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