A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Sex

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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