- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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