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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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