- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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