What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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