What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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