why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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