- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

My cat just died.

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