- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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