- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Robin get in the batmobile!

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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