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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Black people in Camden NJ.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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