How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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