What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I enjoy Popcorn

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Lil Wayne

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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