Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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