Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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