- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

fish fishy caoimhin

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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