A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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