- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Terraria

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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