- Anti Joke

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

9/11

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

whats green and slimy? green slim

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.