What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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