- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Dan walked into a jelly fish

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What do I hate? people

A mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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