- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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