- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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