- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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