- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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