I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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