Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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