- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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