Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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the WNBA.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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