- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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