- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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