Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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