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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What is green and slow Grass.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Weaner

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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