- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

There once was this guy and he fell down

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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