- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

bangers and mash?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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