- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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