What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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