- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.