- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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