Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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