- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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