Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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