- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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