- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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