Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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