What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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