- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

what goes woof ? A dog.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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