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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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