- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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