- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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