- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Sam Hengal.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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