- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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