What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Women can vote? wtf

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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haha

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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