- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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