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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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