- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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