Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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