- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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