- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Killing your friend as a joke.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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