- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

Stop. Seriously stop.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

dat shoe shine tho

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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