why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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