I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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I went to work today....

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a black man pays his child support

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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