why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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PENIS

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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