What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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