- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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