- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

women's rights.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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