A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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poopoo

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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