What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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