- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

jd and zach loves vigina

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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