- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Daniel is a fag

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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