- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Boxing on Boxing Day

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