- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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