- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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