- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

The WPGA tour

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

where's mom I killed her

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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