- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What's half of 8? o

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

if got a joke if fogot it

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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