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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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