Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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