- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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