A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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