- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

HELLO EVERYONE

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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