- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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