Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Well this is pointless.....

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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