Oh, go away

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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