TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Gay republicans

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Everybody will die

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Guess what? Bananas

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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