- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Diarrhea

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mom.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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