3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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