Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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hola said the chinese man

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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