- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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