- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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