Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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