- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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