what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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