- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What fires shots? A gun

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

whats green and lives in the water

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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