- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

I am a mime

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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