- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Your moms so old. She might die soon

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

ask me if im a door yes

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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