Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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child labor

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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