- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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