- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Dumbledore dies.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

BIG MAC'S

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Pickles

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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