- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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