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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

poopy is poopy

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Cancer.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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