What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Roses are red, yup.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Neil is a reterd.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Anti Joke

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