- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

women's rights

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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