Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

KILL WHITEY

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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