Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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I am quite mature.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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