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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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