Black people.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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penis?

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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I was once a hamster.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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