- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

A bar walks into a man

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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