- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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