- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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