Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Tilt your screen back .

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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