- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A baby seal walks into a club.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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