- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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