Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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