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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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