- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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