Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What if I told you.....potatoe

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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