Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mom.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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