- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

your face

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

charlie sheen

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats red and dirty? Her period

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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