why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats green and slimy? green slim

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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