- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How old are you? 7

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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