Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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