What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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this website is a bad joke

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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