- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Wenis Penis

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Pickle

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

A man walks into a bar

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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