Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Detroit has a low crime rate

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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