What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why so serious ?

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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