- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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