Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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