You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

So FDR walks into a bar.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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