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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

you give like i give lomain

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What is older than history?

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals